Happy Birthday

today is the 6th of july. i bet u all dno wad day it is cos ur too stupid. therefore i shall tell u wad day it is.

happy birthday emouse. it seems just a few days ago in which the mountain in labor gave birth to you. that event, needless to say, was a terrible calamity as without you the world would be much more peaceful as the glkias would never have come about. therefore it is all your fault. heehee.

i hope youre getting angry at me because that is exactly what this post is meant to do. guai-lan you until you du-lan and make you think im xia-lan. see without my hokkien education you would be desperately checking the tamil dictionary to find out what im actually saying. stupid noob. ha ha ha happy 16th birthday old mouse. u gave the mountain such trouble i think its high time you said sorry. or else the mountain in labor will come after you and kick you with its mountain kick.

ok (not-so) serious.

happy birthday emmaus, my friend, brother, fellow glkia, fellow tenor sl, and lots of other things i cant even mention because everyone read alr will start wondering how im even friends with you. heeee. thanks for the past 4 years i've known you, although its brought me countless demerit points carrying out your brainless schemes, but its ok, its worth it. heres wishing you all the best with a cake made entirely out of your favorite mouse-friendly cheese, happy 16th birthday!

yours err, not-so-guai-lan-ly-cos-its-your-birthday, JESSE.