Security Guards......... Give You Hell

Okay. I'll get straight to the point. There was this bigshot security guard at MJC- he let us in once, but when we tried to go in again (for a quite-reasonable-and-quite-valid-reason-which-is-retrieving-a-bottle-left-in-the-toilet-by-peixuan), spying us in the distance, he reared up, puffed out his chest, and gave a breathtaking, awesome spech, which consisted of:



blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah....move!move!move!move!move!move!move!move!move!
move!move!move!move!move!move!move!move!move!move!move!move!move!move!move!move!
move!move!move!move!move!move!move!move!move!move!move!move!move!
move!move!move!move!move!move!move!move!move!move!
MOVE!MOVE!MOVE!MOVE!MOVE!MOVE!MOVE!MOVE!MOVE!MOVE!MOVE!
MOVE!MOVE!MOVE!MOVE!MOVE!MOVE!MOVE!MOVE!MOVE!MOVE!MOVE!MOVE!
MOVE!MOVE!MOVE!MOVE!MOVE!MOVE!MOVE!MOVE!MOVE!MOVE!MOVE!MOVE!
MOVE!MOVE!MOVE!MOVE!MOVE!

and...MOVE! GET OUT! MOVE FASTER!

so. we moved. screw him anyway. i mean, who dares to mess around a security guard who works near the cerebral palsey centre ---------- wait. for all you know, he might even be a retarded escapee....... pity the mj kids.

so anyway there was this other guard at our own very beloved drboon dominated school which is ahs. so there was also this extremely handsome and talented young (monkey) by the name of terence who decided to play his inuyasha song at our concourse piano for the 5743985743895347862439785th time. getting really sick of it already.

anyway emmaus decided to try out his bodybuilding skills and gave a shove that sent him crashing to the floor with the chair making this helluva noise. so everyone shrug it off until this extremely cool guy in our all-so-familiar security guard uniform came over and shouted at us for 'making a lot of noise' and 'spoiling the piano'. wad a genius.

and then his next words were so stunning and amazing to me that i almost died hearing them.

'OI CANNOT PLAY DONT PLAY LAH! DONT SPOIL THE PIANO!'

well if you know us.. anyway. lets give you a piece of our mind..

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dont you just love these guys.

YOURS GL-LY, EMMAUS and JESSE.