King Of The World

OK FINE. i shall update since people are asking me to update. while emauz is being a dick and studying too hard and.. you get the general idea.

what should i update about? since jazzen has asked me not to update about him i have lost my favorite blog topic. ah i know. i shall insult emauz since he doesnt even bother to read here nowadays. =P

imagine if one day emauz becomes ruler of all the world. as you know, all kings have a title. like king jazzen the flirtatious. oops. somewhere around there lo. so i shall now give some insight as to what emauz's title will be.

king emauz the..

study - er of all time
mugger of the universe
knowledgeable one
exalted know - it - all
amazingly smart
extremely clever
gl - like no other
mug face
smart aleck
pain in the butt
smartest in the world
big - brained
genius of the world
one who makes einstein seem as clever as jazzen (hee hee)

maybe we should give some titles to jazzen as well.

king jazzen the..

fruit eater
flirtatious
hot
sexy
one who thinks 30 girlfriends are not enough
horny
MOLED
delicious
petter
ramboer
oh - so - mature
fruit smoothie lover
most desirable

yeah. OH I MISSED OUT ONE MORE.

king jazzen the ERECTED. =D

oh forgive me your majesties. wahahahaha.

yours GL-LY-WHILE (blahblahblahblahblah), JESSE.

Tell The Truth!

today i was feeling extremely gl. so i had a GL convo with kimberly who is not telling the truth.

kim is blah     says:
blah

JESSE says:
u saying ur name?

kim is blah     says:
no i'm not ;p

kim is blah     says:
unfair guy

JESSE says:
yes you are

JESSE says:
you said 'blah'

kim is blah     says:
yeah , i'm blah :D

JESSE says:
then when i ask if you saying your name you say you're not?

JESSE says:
is your name not or blah

JESSE says:
say properly leh

kim is blah     says:
LOL

kim is blah     says:
ya hor i said not

kim is blah     says:
nope , i'm blah :D

kim is blah     says:
kimberly blah

JESSE says:
no

JESSE says:
dont come and confuse people

JESSE says:
so your name is kimberly blah or not

kim is blah     says:
kimberly blah :D

JESSE says:
so its not not lah

kim is blah     says:
yesh

JESSE says:
are you telling the truth

kim is blah     says:
yep

JESSE says:
OI

kim is blah     says:
kimberly blah :D

JESSE says:
you say your name is kimberly blah

JESSE says:
den u now go change to telling the truth

JESSE says:
wad is tis

kim is blah     says:
what are you talking

kim is blah     says:
damn

JESSE says:
are you kimberly blah?

kim is blah     says:
i am

JESSE says:
are you telling the truth?

kim is blah     says:
yes

JESSE says:
so are you kimberly blah or telling the truth

kim is blah     says:
oooh , i get it now

kim is blah     says:
i am KIMBERLY BLAH

kim is blah     says:
:D

JESSE says:
so are you telling the truth?

kim is blah     says:
damn, how to answer

JESSE says:
yes or no

kim is blah     says:
no

JESSE says:
den wad is your name

JESSE says:
liar

kim is blah     says:
shut up you

JESSE says:
ok

JESSE says:
thank you for participating in my new blogpost

JESSE says:
=)

kim is blah     says:
what the shit

kim is blah     says:
...

hee hee. today is a good day.

therefore, YOURS GL-LY-WHILE-WAITING-FOR-THAT-DICK-EMAUZ-TO-UPDATE-SINCE-PRELIMS-ARE-OVER-AND-HE-SHOULD-BE-FREE-NOW-UNLESS-HE-IS-BEING-A-NERD-AND-ALREADY-PREPARING-FOR-O-LEVELS, JESSE.

Yet Another Parody

ok jazzen has bugged me to update about another song so i shall do it. time to feel stupid and lamed out once again..

i took a while to choose this song. because i just dont know what to use. so in the end its a parody.

original song - i'm yours by jason mraz
edited version - you're mine by JAZZEN mraz

Well i stuck IT in and i know that you felt IT
I tried to be chill but you're so hot that IT stood up
IT went through THE crack
And now IT'S trying to get back
Before the steam done run out
IT'll be giving you my bestest
Nothing's gonna stop IT but divine intervention
I reckon its again IT'S turn
To get in and come out

I wont hesitate no more no more
IT cannot wait, you're mine

Well open up your (jazzen's fav thing) and feel IT
Open up your (jazzen's fav thing) and youll be free
Stuffed into your *ehm* make love love love
Listen to the moaning of the moment maybe moan with me
Our love peaceful melody
It's IT'S godforsaken right to make love love love love love

So i wont hesitate no more no more
IT cannot wait, you're mine
There's no need to complicate
IT is not short
This is your fate, you're mine

I've been way too long checking my thing in the mirror
And bending over backwards just to try to see IT clearer
IT sprayed and fogged up the glass
So i drew a new face and laughed
I guess what i'm a saying is there aint no better reason
To rid yourself of virginity and go with the seasons
It's what we aim to do
Being a virgin is not cool

So i wont hesitate no more no more
IT cannot wait, you're mine
There's no need to complicate
IT is not short
This is your fate, you're mine

no prizes for guessing what jazzen's favorite thing is.

even more no prizes for guessing what IT is.

who asked you to ask me to update. your fault.

therefore YOURS Gl-LY-WHILE-EMAUZ-IS-STILL-BEING-A-DICK-AND-STUDYING-TOO-HARD-FOR-PRELIMS-AND-O'S-AND-GOD-KNOWS-WHAT, JESSE.