Sunday, May 31, 2009

A Big Thank-You!

ahha. as today we cannot think of any new topic to gl about, we shall gl about some of the tags that we have been receiving!

HAHA: the pon 3 prac, go 1 prac so called sc
failblog: you can be another failblog! just that you FAIL.

ok firstly we would like to thank all of you for coming to this little failblog of ours. we understand it takes a lot of effort to bring yourself to click on that simple link or type in the extremely long url to come here to waste your time reading some stupid post that you dont like! therefore we would like to give you our heartfelt appreciation.

from JESSE

to HAHA, i appreciate your er. praise for me but theres nothing you can do about it. im gna be ahs choir's EX SC even if i pon 3000 practices and come for 1. what are you going to do? bitch about it? i know that bitching can be really fun sometimes but dont do it here. wrong place. this is a happy place:) anti-bitch.

i understand you feel the need to annoy somebody and make him feel bad. again its ok but also again its the wrong place to bitch. if you want to do that i suggest you play maple (download it from www.maplesea.com or ask james) and bitch about how people ignore you and how you have no friends. you have a higher chance of getting a listening ear there than here. here is a place where ppl come to view failblog posts and have a good laugh about it and not to listen to people like you bitch and then realise that you do not even have the balls to put your real name. HAHA. so funny.

to failblog, i would also like to thank you for giving a new name to our blog. sometimes 'random stuffs' can get a bit boring to look at. we will definitely consider your suggestion and may change the blog name in the near future. if we ever use the name 'failblog', please come back to visit and we will give you the accolades you so desperately seek.

from EMMAUS

hi. jesse said almost all i wanted to say. rmb this is a HAPPY GL place. if you are happy with what you wrote on our tagboard, we are definitely happy about what we wrote, and will write in future. rmb, gl-ers get gl-ed. thats out motto =) so. dont come back if you dont like our blog. ever. again. unless you dont mind another post like this. yup. so there.

edit: probably hes so thick skinned he dont mind another post like this. arguing with kids gets oh-so-boring sometimes. well suit yourself! to all our other visitors, thank you for coming to tag and visit regularly. we appreciate your support, and dont stop coming. thank you!

JESSE and EMMAUS.

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Random Post

Swiss Army Knife.

CONGRATS.. not. :)

words of gl from me and emmaus to choircomm 09-10!

congrats to our new comm, esp our new tenor sl max and max and max and max and max and max and max and max and max and max and max and max and max and max and max and max and max and max and max and max and max and max and max and max and max and max and max and max and max and max and max and max and max and max and max and max and max and max and max and max and max and max and max and max and max and max and max and max. And Ashley.

now that we are your alumni, you cant order us around. how sad.

dont emo nxt year.

this has been our biggest election so far. REALLY. why? chris.. jolin.. shijia.. you get the general idea.

eat watermelons. sorry ar inside joke.

have fun.

this list will constantly be updated as we get together to GL more often. till then, er. congrats!

from your EX-PIANIST-CUM-TENOR-SL-CUM-STUDENT-CONDUCTOR, JESSE. and your ex-sl (only), Emmaus.

Friday, May 29, 2009

Your Name Is A Virtue

a few names a parent should NEVER EVER name their kids.

Choo Ing Gum
Iit Mai Sheet
Ai Emm Dum
Stew Peed Nub
No Nar Ting
Blar Dee Hail
Rii Tarh Derd
Tee Jers Sark
Pee Karh Chew
Kok Sah Kerh
Hoo Arh Eu
Aii Noh Nayme
Hee Kaan Sing
Goh Enn Dai
Stoo Pid Foo
Euu Arh Fet
Poh Kee Morn
Dun Tail You
Gwai Larn Kia
Noh Bray Ner

and...

Da Ni Ca Cheng

a mixture of languages, and im interested to know who can decipher all of that. take your time, im wasting it anyway, and HAVE FUN! cya around.

oh and btw,
PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON PSK BOON.

aint that much better!

JESSE. EMMAUS

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Before School Closes...

Okay. This post is dedicated to my wonderful emath teacher. here goes:
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Yeah. thanks Mr Poh for all you done for us so far=)

Emmaus :(

Brick Walls

er one more thing you shud know about this blog is that we try to update on a regular basis. to us regular means anything from twice everyday to once every year. therefore today my GL LECTURE is on parents today.

today my lecture is SPECIALLY designed to waste your time. dont you feel good i actually waste MY OWN time to waste YOUR TIME? anyway, i have but two points. just two points to get across to you people. IF YOU'RE CLEVER, YOU'LL SCROLL DOWN TO THE END OF THIS POST. IF YOU'RE NOT, YOU'LL READ. therefore, here goes.

parents are the BANE of children's life. no matter what a child does it only seems a matter of time before the parents find out and whip out the whip and whip them. whips were designed to be used on beasts of burden such as horses and therefore parents, dont use the whip. it may make your child feel like a horse. so much for self esteem.

parents in my opinion are just like brick walls with feelings. on our own, we can never hope to beat down the brick wall. we have to use outside help such as 200 other people to come and talk to it before it finally gives way. not a very feasible and time-consuming option we have there. brick walls are also hard and durable and they are always around you 360 degrees plus sine BOON cosine BOON tangent BOON cosecant BOON hypotenuse BOON angle BOON (sorry about the BOONS i got bored). no matter what you do you cannot run from it because its all around you. boring same old design, never changes.

why then do i say that they have feelings? because when you piss the brick wall off, this one THROWS BRICKS BACK AT YOU. ever felt down and out whenever your father or your mother scold you and hit you with the whip (making you feel like a horse)? now you know how it feels. one can never beat the brick wall. therefore you should never TRY to beat your parents. one day, gravity will win, and you'll be free. just WAIT.

non-believers of my post will argue that without parents one would never have existed. I BEG TO DIFFER. now that we are living in such an advanced world where technology has improved to such a point where i can scold a f word over the phone and my friend on the other side of the world can hear it instantly, nothing is impossible. with new and improved methods of conceiving such as in-vitro fertilization, and GOD KNOWS WHAT COS I HAVENT BEEN LISTENING TO BIO DAMMIT, we have now many ways of getting babies.

also now, there has been a huge increase in the amount of babies being born to the world. due to increasingly less responsible fathers below the age of 16, we have many teenage pregnancies. this is good for the child, because there will not be any brick wall around it. the brick wall will RUN AWAY because IT HUM JI. therefore they are less responsible.

my two points are
1) YOU HAVE WASTED YOUR TIME
2) YOU ARE STUPID.

thank you for your kind attention!

yours GL-LY once again, JESSE.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Dr Boon's Promises

ok so now theres a tagboard, pls disregard the first post. the part about the tagboard. it was meant to gl.

anyway today there has been the first outbreak of h1n1 in singapore. and schools will begin to close down except our beloved ahs, due to dr boon's neverending quest for excellence.

how could do this to your students, knowing that you are putting them into mortal danger, one no human has encountered before and survived? sending your students out to study in such an outbreak causes world war 2 to pale in comparison to the hideous mind of yours. hitler would be turning in his grave.

how could you forget your oaths when you swore before you became principal of this beleagured school, where you promised to do your best to serve your students? for years now you have been screaming at students for the slightest offences such as coming late for school, 2 seconds after the second bell has rang. or not even bothering to keep your voice down when you caught my friend for not writing the correct answer to the ILOVEDRBOON survey in the hall right in front of all his classmates? imagine the humiliation, the pain that must have gone through his mind at that time. will it even weigh on your conscience that you have scarred a person mentally and emotionally for the rest of his life?

or forgotten what you said to your predecessor as you dragged him out of the forests in the climax of the vietnam war, with bullet holes one could never count riddling his back? could you have forgotten what you said to him as you clung on to him as his life slowly flowed away from his veins? your promises have come to nothing!

or what about the time where you were crying at your predecessor's predecessor, as he lay on the hospital bed just before he flatlined? as you held on to his cold and clammy hand and pleaded with him not to go and just stay awhile more as you needed him to tutor you on the simple question of 2 square equals WHAT?

now that your tenure is coming to your end, you plan to sign off by sending your pupils into unchartered ground, where nobody has ever ventured before? have you ever stopped to consider that there are parents back home anxiously waiting the return of their beloved kids, to scold them about their atrocious results? have you ever thought about the consequences of your actions?

now that the holiday is coming, i beseech you, on behalf of all the other students, not to send us into the battle against the h1n1 virus. firstly, we cannot win as we cannot see it. secondly, you told us to win at all costs. that is totally unreasonable. therefore, my plea to you is not to have any classes during the holidays, as we WILL CATCH H1N1 and it will be YOUR FAULT! DAMMIT!

gl :) by your friendly glkia, JESSE.

Sunday, May 24, 2009

153 Things You Really Need To Know About This Blog

1. this blog is titled "random stuff". really. im serious.
2. the founders of this blog are Jesse and Emmaus.
3. i bet you never heard of them before.
4. according to Microsoft word, "Emmaus" is a typo error.
5. but its not.
6. this blog is uniquely designed to waste as much of your time as possible.
7. so i suggest you stop reading now. before...
8. the sky is blue.
9. 3 cups of coffee were used to make this list.
10. no ink has been, or will be used for this blog.
11. as this is not printed on paper, our blog is environmentally friendly.
12. glkias is a type of pokemon.
13. "glkias" and "pokemon" are typos too.
14. the person standing behind you is an idiot.
15. if there's no one behind you, you're the idiot.
16. ATP stands for adenosine triphosphate.
17. "zzzglzzz" is made up of zzz, gl, and zzz
18. just like how "dogdogdog" is made up of dog, dog and dog.
19. mas selamat is back in custody.
20. you really should stop reading now.
21. because this blog is infested with viruses.
22. just like influenza-A.
23. and bird flu.
24. and SARS
25. and AIDS
26. please do not spam the tagboard. it gets really irritating sometimes.
27. i can't seem to be able to think of anymore to write.
28. lets shorten the list to 100 then.
29. no. make that 50.
30. nah. make that 30. so there.

EDIT: WHO WROTE THIS. CAN SIGN OFF BOH!? hee hee.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

HELLO!

OK NOOBS. welcome to me and emmaus's JOINT BLOG WHERE WE GL YOU. thats right, we're th GLKIAS. as this is the first post i would like to set down some disclaimers..

THIS IS OUR BLOG AND WE WRITE WHAT WE WANT! DONT LIKE IT? SEE THAT BIG RED CROSS UP THERE? JUST A CLICK AWAY.

COMMENTS ARE TO BE POSTED AT THE COMMENTS SECTION AND DO NOT ASK FOR TAGBOARDS BECAUSE i dont know. teehee.

ok now some rules.

NO SPAMMING
NO ASKING TO BE LINKED
NO FLAMING
ANY COMMENTS WE DONT LIKE WILL BE REMOVED and you shall be GLED BY US. ahha.
BE HAPPY AND LAUGH
SPREAD THIS BLOG TO PPL WHO ARE FEELING DEPRESSED.

as for the blog song, there wont be any because ONLY THE TEXT COUNTS. SO HAVE FUN READING IN TIME TO COME!

yours gl-ly, JESSE.