There was once this couple.
The wife was very angry with her husband because he had a habit of farting every morning.
The wife told her husband, "do that too often and one day you'll fart your intestines out!"
The husband laughed at her and shrugged it off.
Naturally, the wife decided to teach her husband a lesson.
So, she took a turkey's innards and placed them in her husband's pants.
Next morning....
*a disgusting noise followed by a terrified scream is heard coming from the bathroom*
Wife snickers and rushes to the bathroom.
Husband(pale faced): Oh my...It...it really happened...
Wife: what happened?
Husband: My intestines...*shivers*...they really came out...*moans*
Wife(forcing back a giggle): Stay calm. I'll call for an ambulance.
Husband: No need.
Wife(puzzled): Why?
Husband grins smugly.
"With the help of some lubricants, I managed to stuff them back in!"
Teehee. EMMAUS.
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