Lie Detector Robot… Part II

lets continue on emmaus's story there...

if you havent read the first part i suggest you do so first.

the wife, impressed by the lie detector robot's powers, decided to try it out for herself. after cornering her husband in her room, she started a conversation with her husband.

WIFE: do you love me?

HUSBAND: yes.

*slap*

WIFE: DO YOU LOVE ME!?

HUSBAND: no...

WIFE: do you keep any mistresses?

HUSBAND: no.

*slap*

WIFE: DO YOU KEEP ANY MISTRESSES?

HUSBAND: ok, just one..

*slap*

WIFE: ...

HUSBAND: ok three thousand.

WIFE: how the hell do you keep so many?

HUSBAND: i dont know.

WIFE: you unfaithful bastard.

HUSBAND: what about you? do you keep any other lover?

WIFE: of course not.

*slap*

HUSBAND: ...

just then, the son walks in.

SON: mom, dad, i want to tell you both that i love you.

*slap*

WIFE and HUSBAND: ... how long have you been listening outside?

SON: i just walked in.

*slap*

WIFE and HUSBAND: goddammit..

therefore, we should never rely too much on robots. or we may get more then we bargained for.

yours GL-LY, JESSE.