A Day In School... In The Year 2050

ever wondered what the future would be like? with robots and kids losing their flowers at increasingly earlier ages.. a day in the life of future|emmaus described here now.

it is future|emmaus's first day at sec school. events are as follows..

0600
future|emmaus hears his mom calling him up to go to school. he tells her to shut up, but all he hears is his mom's voice droning on and on for him to get up. 'damn, not the ANNOYER again. i got to fix that stupid machine before it drives me nuts,' he thinks. well, no choice. future|emmaus gets out of bed, bathes with his AUTOSPRINKLER and eats with his IFEEDU breakfast maker.

0700
future|emmaus reaches school for the first time. just as he wonders how to get in the school, the gates open wide with a resounding clank. 'welcome to futuroanglicanohighoschoolo. we hope you enjoy your stay here. not.' a bored voice sounds from nowhere. future|emmaus thinks nothing of it. he's seen enough of this nonsense at home anyway.

0800
future|emmaus steps into his class for the first time. the teacher walks in next and orders everyone to say a few things about themselves as an introduction. it is future|emmaus's turn now. he stands up, take a deep breath, and says 'hey my name is future|emmaus. im 13 years old, and im still a virgin..'... 'BOO! USELESS! NOOB! IDIOT! SECURITY GUARD!' his friends-to-be scream at him. future|emmaus sits down, baffled. however, he soon forgets it by amusing himself with the AMUSER.

1100
it is finally recess. future|emmaus goes to buy some food from the food-making counter. just as he thinks about noodles, a bowl of noodles appear in front of him. he eats it happily and thinks nothing about it. suddenly, he realises that 3 dollars has disappeared miraculously from his pocket. 'damn the PAYUPPER. it really gets on your nerves,' future|emmaus thinks.

1300
the bell rings. future|emmaus rushes out of school only to be met by a pretty girl by the name of *dont tell you*. future|emmaus is enraptured by the sight and asks to be her friend. she agrees and future|emmaus thinks that his day is perfect and that nothing could ruin it. just then, the voice of the ANNOYER rings in his head. 'come home now for lunch of ill make sure your toilet dont flush properly!' he hears his mom says. ah well. what to do? hes just a young and innocent boy. future|emmaus can barely wait till tomorrow.

=) and parents thought our world was screwed. haix.

YOURS GL-LY, PRESENT|JESSE!