Choir Rules

here are some rules for the choir set by christopher.

this post was actually posted 3 weeks ago but now i transfer it here. for the benefit of my readers.. *puts on the christopher face and voice* (but not his size. teehee)

rule no 1 - latecoming is STRICTLY CANNOTCANNOT NO GOOD. those found latecoming will have a choice of either running around the parade square for 20 rounds or singing the la la la la part of miao jia right outside the general office loudly.

rule no 2 - no handphone games allowed. those caught playing handphone games during combined will be punished by giving terence your phone for one hour. if terence is found playing games, his phone will be given to the toilet bowl for one hour.

rule no 3 - no talking during combines. those found talking will be fined x dollars, where x equals the number of letters spoken. e.g. someone found saying 'i think this is boring' will be fined 18 dollars. vulgarities follow the same rule, just that the fine will be squared.

rule no 4 - no doing of homework during combines. those caught doing their homework during such moments will be punished by having to do a 1500 word essay on why one should not do homework during combines, followed by having to spell the word 'sorry' with his butt in front of the whole choir. brings a whole new meaning to 'sorry seems to be the hardest word'.

rule no 5 - everyone is to have their scores AT ALL TIMES. even when going to the toilet or canteen. those found without their scores will be punished by having to copy their scores 3 times on pieces of blank a4 paper provided by themselves. if christopher is displeased with the ledger lines drawn he will fine you an amount he deems reasonable, which comes to around 20 dollars.

rule no 6 - there is to be strictly NO LAUGHTER. people caught laughing will have to laugh in front of an empty toilet cubicle for 15 minutes while being filmed by a camera. the resulting video will be posted on youtube.

wahahahaha. chris evil laughter.

good luck in choir from now on!

JESSE.