DONT READ THIS!

ok as you can see from the post title you ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO READ THIS. therefore if youre reading this you are incapable of following instructions, and should just go and die. if you really go and kill yourself its your own fault for reading this since i told you not to read it. therefore first lesson today is to follow instructions.

as you have decided to read this, you shall have to put up with some random stuff. as our blog is called random stuff, it is only natural that there is only random stuff on this blog. therefore we shall post some random stuff as it is definitely random stuff. random stuff is defined as stuff which is random. therefore you are now reading authentic random stuff. which is totally random stuff. im proud to announce that you have gone through one para of random stuff.

but there is 2 more to come. first one.

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second one.

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ok as im feeling generous today ill give you one more paragraph.

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after reading all that random stuff, do you regret coming to our blog now? thats for not listening to instructions. did you know that you could have just scrolled down to the end of the post? but you didnt. its ok. as usual at the end of each lecture i have two points to get across to you.

1. EVERYONE WHO HAS GOT HERE IS A STUPID RETARD.

2. DONT WORRY, YOURE NOT THE ONLY ONE =)

JESSE.