Why Coconuts Are Unique

ok as my retarded partner is gearing up for his prelims and os and refusing to post for a long period of time, i haf gained total ownership of this blog. joking.

recently i learnt that jazzen likes coconuts. his new favorite fruit. and as he has been pestering me to update i shall oblige him with a post about none other than his favorite coconuts.

some interesting facts about coconuts

young coconuts have a sweet juice and the meat is very thin, soft and delicate, leading some to call it jelly.

coconut water is a rich source of potassium and is nutritious. therefore if you electrolysed concentrated coconut water you MIGHT (very unlikely) have an explosion due to the reaction of potassium with water.

flowers of the coconut palm are POLYGAMONOECIOUS. bet i just owned you there with bio.

coconuts are deadly. the claim is often made that a person is more likely to be killed by a falling coconut than by a shark.

in Kerala in South India, coconut flowers must be present during a marriage ceremony.

jazzen must eat coconuts everyday.

and the most interesting one of all.. they are not exactly fruits.
COCONUTS ARE ALSO CLASSIFIED UNDER SEEDS.

so jazzen does not like fruits now. he likes seeds. so here is a list on what fruits he should NEVER LIKE.

papaya
watermelon
mango
durian
dragonfruit

and the most CANNOT one of all..

SEEDLESS GRAPES.

ha ha. gna get ramboed again.

yours GL-LY, cos EMAUZ IS BEING A DICK AND STUDYING TOO HARD, JESSE.