Some Interesting Google Searches

while in class NOW i decided to google some rubbish. these are some really weird results i came across..

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm - 41300 results
stupid idiot test - 700000 results
apple pie language - 772000 results
retarded animal babies - 86500 results
overgrown dog nails - 101000 results
useless knowledge - 2880000 results
troublesome priest - 326000 results
obama cookie recipe - 316000 results
duck for president - 2460000 results

and the best of all..

george bush is a monkey - 1300000 results

dont ask me how i managed to think up of these searches in the first place.

yours GL-LY, JESSE.