Yet Another Parody

ok jazzen has bugged me to update about another song so i shall do it. time to feel stupid and lamed out once again..

i took a while to choose this song. because i just dont know what to use. so in the end its a parody.

original song - i'm yours by jason mraz
edited version - you're mine by JAZZEN mraz

Well i stuck IT in and i know that you felt IT
I tried to be chill but you're so hot that IT stood up
IT went through THE crack
And now IT'S trying to get back
Before the steam done run out
IT'll be giving you my bestest
Nothing's gonna stop IT but divine intervention
I reckon its again IT'S turn
To get in and come out

I wont hesitate no more no more
IT cannot wait, you're mine

Well open up your (jazzen's fav thing) and feel IT
Open up your (jazzen's fav thing) and youll be free
Stuffed into your *ehm* make love love love
Listen to the moaning of the moment maybe moan with me
Our love peaceful melody
It's IT'S godforsaken right to make love love love love love

So i wont hesitate no more no more
IT cannot wait, you're mine
There's no need to complicate
IT is not short
This is your fate, you're mine

I've been way too long checking my thing in the mirror
And bending over backwards just to try to see IT clearer
IT sprayed and fogged up the glass
So i drew a new face and laughed
I guess what i'm a saying is there aint no better reason
To rid yourself of virginity and go with the seasons
It's what we aim to do
Being a virgin is not cool

So i wont hesitate no more no more
IT cannot wait, you're mine
There's no need to complicate
IT is not short
This is your fate, you're mine

no prizes for guessing what jazzen's favorite thing is.

even more no prizes for guessing what IT is.

who asked you to ask me to update. your fault.

therefore YOURS Gl-LY-WHILE-EMAUZ-IS-STILL-BEING-A-DICK-AND-STUDYING-TOO-HARD-FOR-PRELIMS-AND-O'S-AND-GOD-KNOWS-WHAT, JESSE.