King Of The World

OK FINE. i shall update since people are asking me to update. while emauz is being a dick and studying too hard and.. you get the general idea.

what should i update about? since jazzen has asked me not to update about him i have lost my favorite blog topic. ah i know. i shall insult emauz since he doesnt even bother to read here nowadays. =P

imagine if one day emauz becomes ruler of all the world. as you know, all kings have a title. like king jazzen the flirtatious. oops. somewhere around there lo. so i shall now give some insight as to what emauz's title will be.

king emauz the..

study - er of all time
mugger of the universe
knowledgeable one
exalted know - it - all
amazingly smart
extremely clever
gl - like no other
mug face
smart aleck
pain in the butt
smartest in the world
big - brained
genius of the world
one who makes einstein seem as clever as jazzen (hee hee)

maybe we should give some titles to jazzen as well.

king jazzen the..

fruit eater
flirtatious
hot
sexy
one who thinks 30 girlfriends are not enough
horny
MOLED
delicious
petter
ramboer
oh - so - mature
fruit smoothie lover
most desirable

yeah. OH I MISSED OUT ONE MORE.

king jazzen the ERECTED. =D

oh forgive me your majesties. wahahahaha.

yours GL-LY-WHILE (blahblahblahblahblah), JESSE.