Brick Walls

er one more thing you shud know about this blog is that we try to update on a regular basis. to us regular means anything from twice everyday to once every year. therefore today my GL LECTURE is on parents today.

today my lecture is SPECIALLY designed to waste your time. dont you feel good i actually waste MY OWN time to waste YOUR TIME? anyway, i have but two points. just two points to get across to you people. IF YOU'RE CLEVER, YOU'LL SCROLL DOWN TO THE END OF THIS POST. IF YOU'RE NOT, YOU'LL READ. therefore, here goes.

parents are the BANE of children's life. no matter what a child does it only seems a matter of time before the parents find out and whip out the whip and whip them. whips were designed to be used on beasts of burden such as horses and therefore parents, dont use the whip. it may make your child feel like a horse. so much for self esteem.

parents in my opinion are just like brick walls with feelings. on our own, we can never hope to beat down the brick wall. we have to use outside help such as 200 other people to come and talk to it before it finally gives way. not a very feasible and time-consuming option we have there. brick walls are also hard and durable and they are always around you 360 degrees plus sine BOON cosine BOON tangent BOON cosecant BOON hypotenuse BOON angle BOON (sorry about the BOONS i got bored). no matter what you do you cannot run from it because its all around you. boring same old design, never changes.

why then do i say that they have feelings? because when you piss the brick wall off, this one THROWS BRICKS BACK AT YOU. ever felt down and out whenever your father or your mother scold you and hit you with the whip (making you feel like a horse)? now you know how it feels. one can never beat the brick wall. therefore you should never TRY to beat your parents. one day, gravity will win, and you'll be free. just WAIT.

non-believers of my post will argue that without parents one would never have existed. I BEG TO DIFFER. now that we are living in such an advanced world where technology has improved to such a point where i can scold a f word over the phone and my friend on the other side of the world can hear it instantly, nothing is impossible. with new and improved methods of conceiving such as in-vitro fertilization, and GOD KNOWS WHAT COS I HAVENT BEEN LISTENING TO BIO DAMMIT, we have now many ways of getting babies.

also now, there has been a huge increase in the amount of babies being born to the world. due to increasingly less responsible fathers below the age of 16, we have many teenage pregnancies. this is good for the child, because there will not be any brick wall around it. the brick wall will RUN AWAY because IT HUM JI. therefore they are less responsible.

my two points are
1) YOU HAVE WASTED YOUR TIME
2) YOU ARE STUPID.

thank you for your kind attention!

yours GL-LY once again, JESSE.