Sunday, May 24, 2009

153 Things You Really Need To Know About This Blog

1. this blog is titled "random stuff". really. im serious.
2. the founders of this blog are Jesse and Emmaus.
3. i bet you never heard of them before.
4. according to Microsoft word, "Emmaus" is a typo error.
5. but its not.
6. this blog is uniquely designed to waste as much of your time as possible.
7. so i suggest you stop reading now. before...
8. the sky is blue.
9. 3 cups of coffee were used to make this list.
10. no ink has been, or will be used for this blog.
11. as this is not printed on paper, our blog is environmentally friendly.
12. glkias is a type of pokemon.
13. "glkias" and "pokemon" are typos too.
14. the person standing behind you is an idiot.
15. if there's no one behind you, you're the idiot.
16. ATP stands for adenosine triphosphate.
17. "zzzglzzz" is made up of zzz, gl, and zzz
18. just like how "dogdogdog" is made up of dog, dog and dog.
19. mas selamat is back in custody.
20. you really should stop reading now.
21. because this blog is infested with viruses.
22. just like influenza-A.
23. and bird flu.
24. and SARS
25. and AIDS
26. please do not spam the tagboard. it gets really irritating sometimes.
27. i can't seem to be able to think of anymore to write.
28. lets shorten the list to 100 then.
29. no. make that 50.
30. nah. make that 30. so there.

EDIT: WHO WROTE THIS. CAN SIGN OFF BOH!? hee hee.

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